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Y'know when you're naked in the dark
In the middles of the desert, sweating like a bitch on heat?
Y'know when you're running from a man,
a man who means to kill you?...

Oh so you don't know?

Well.. when you're in that position you'll understand that there's very little a girl can do in the moonlight
When the only guy in 100 miles,
Riding the only alpaca in the state
Has just fucked off and left you...
In the darkness
all alone
waiting for certain death

But what I, Maryanne (that's my name) did next will blow your tiny little mind.
This story'll get you so worked up you'll be sweating like a whore in a church.

So there I was in the moonlight, I hear the shrill bellow of my husband's call. I look longingly into the eyes of the mystery man before me on his long necked fury friend, wearing only what God gave me and the cunt just turns his back.

"Maryanne" my husbands voice is crawling up around my back like a snake winding it's smooth reptillian skin around my neck.

The last thing I saw before the bullet reach my brain was that Alpaca's ass bobbing up and down in the distance.

But that pretty Alpaca's ass is calling me back.

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from Sour Crouch Says "Shut Up & JAM​!​", released May 15, 2013
Marianne F.V.R. Xenophobe - Vocals
Sour Crouch & The Xenophobe - Guitars

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Sour Crouch & The Xenophobes Gillingham, UK

Whimsical Absurdist Blues from The Mind Of A Crackpot!

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